[I just don't understand people. This is probably good]

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My best friend and I sometimes swap phrases and their meanings in different languages. I in French, he in Spanish, one of us will remark on how similar it is, and he will explain this by showing how they both come from Latin.

I always ask him if he is excited about something, which he never is.

And I ask him ridiculous rhetorical questions to which, when he deigns to answer, the response is always very calm and practical.

I suppose that's all part of our charm?

*shrug*
^_^

Some day I plan to get him to be very excited, very hardworking, very motivated, and able to make decisions quickly. Among other things. We'll see.